How to Sneak Into Your Partner's House

Last Updated: July 5, 2020

Your girlfriend or boyfriend wants you over, sometimes you just have to sneak in. Sneaking inside any building is tricky, and requires light feet, cooperation, and some easy to learn know-how.

Steps

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First, make a plan. You and your partner should both know how you're getting in; out; where you can hide if someone's coming and what you say if caught.
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Discuss how you are going to get there, if it is walking distance do so, or find somebody that will drive you and not tell your parents or take a cab(though the driver may ask questions) or bus(he sees strange people every day he won't judge).

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Getting out if you have a security system disengage it, you will have to catch a bullet later if you don't and don't wake anybody upon exit because they will likely ask questions.
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Getting in. This can be a hassle, depending on where your partner's room is. Be sure that there is a place for you to come in, and not to make too much of a racket. Taking your shoes off upon entry will minimize noise
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Once in the room, make sure not to drop anything or be too loud in whatever your night's plan is.
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Exiting. This can be nearly as tricky as entering. Make sure not to be loud, and be sure not to draw attention to yourself. Make it fast and don't forget anything,
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Get home, this can be either brain surgery or changing the TV channel with the remote. If you have a security system you forgot to disengage, to say the least, you're screwed.

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Warnings

Try to avoid sneaking in on weekdays, not only will it get your boyfriend/girlfriend in trouble if you get caught, it will upset the parents even more if they catch you because they'll still have to get up for work in the morning.

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Make sure you're the only one who knows you're sneaking in that night. A little brother or sister alerting your parents just to get you in trouble is a real bother.

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Be careful. Sometimes the parent(s) will wake up and assume someone is breaking in. In a pro-gun state, this could get you seriously injured or even killed.

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